WHAT A TIME
With THE ORIGINAL DJ TEDDY CELEBRATION
THIS WEEK FEATURING:
$4 CORONA $4 JAMESON $9.25 GRONK (2oz)
I felt like this night should have had an alternative title this week like «The Young N The Restless» or some shit cuz JACK is mad young & TEDDY CELEBRATION is a dad & probably doesn't sleep too much… & PHNM is just… well he's himself.
Yeah that title was a stupid idea anyway but I'm a little out of practice with shit shit because we've had so many crazy WAT events recently that I haven't had to write that much for.
Speaking of out of practice, this week we're letting some of our door staff hop on bar & try to figure out how to open ronas without just drinking them right away BUT it's all for a good cause so let's see what happens?
To put y'all up to speed, one of the guys got injured & can't really do much of anything right now so the door staff have volunteered to bartender & donate all their tips to him so he can pay rent & keep his XBOX Live going & eat microwave burritos or whatever security dudes do when their not working...?
So pull up this week & drink a shit ton of ronas and put all your change in those tip jars, alright???
& before you ask; «iF tHe dOoR sTafF R bArTeNdInG dOeS thAt MeAn tHe bAr StAfF R dOiNg sEcUrItY?¿?¿»…
the answer is NOT A F*%#ING CHANCE!
We're not idiots after all…